Parody Opinion: 9 reasons why Democrats should totally keep investigating Trump

A 4-page summary of Special Counsel Robert Muellar’s report on possible Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election was released over the weekend by Attorney General William Barr. The report disappointed many, showing that there was not any collusion between President Trump and Russia. Here’s why we need to keep fighting!

1. WHAT IS COLLUSION ANYWAY?

Do we really know what that means?

2. WE NEED MORE INVESTIGATIONS.

What else does Congress actually do…

3. PEOPLE ARE DYING OUT THERE.

This is a real problem!

4. OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE? DUH!

We all know what really happened.

5. I CAN'T EVEN...

I haven’t slept in 2 years.

6. TO KEEP THE BLUE WAVE MOVING.

Can 2020 get here any sooner…

7. HE’S JUST NOT MY PRESIDENT.

I never will agree with him and he’s a liar.

8. JUST BECAUSE...

All my friends say that I’m right.

9. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW?

2020 is so far away…

*We’re having a little fun with this. This is a parody piece and is not intended to be taken seriously.*

Jared Yamamoto is a Doctrinaire and Producer of The Von Haessler Doctrine radio show heard daily from 9-Noon on News 95.5 and AM 750 in Atlanta, Georgia.

Email jared.yamamoto@coxinc.com

Twitter: @jaredyamamoto

Instagram: @jaredyamamoto

mobile apps

Everything you love about wsbradio.com and more! Tap on any of the buttons below to download our app.

amazon alexa

Enable our Skill today to listen live at home on your Alexa Devices!