Headlines:

1. Roger Goodell sends letter to NFL teams, wants players to stand during anthem 
2. Mensa offers to host IQ test for Trump and Tillerson 
3. Weinstein Co. Promises to Assist "in All Criminal or Other Investigations" 
4. North Korea hackers reportedly stole US, South Korea war plans 
5. Chicago-area tax on sugary drinks on way out after vote 
6. Da Vinci's 'male Mona Lisa' expected to sell for $100M 

Hour One (Second Half-Hour) 

Tech Update: 

[Stories presented by Jared] 

1. Zuckerberg apologizes for his tone-deaf VR cartoon tour of Puerto Rico devastation 
2. Amazon is exploring ways to deliver items to your car trunk and the inside of your home 
3. DON'T BLAME APPLE FOR YOUR SLOW IPHONE. BLAME APPS 
4. This tiny mobile phone is also a fidget spinner 
5. Cruel prank sees glass skywalk 'crack' as you walk across it 
6. There's Enough Wind Over the Ocean To Power All of Civilization 

More Headlines: 

1. Contractor at center of Atlanta bribery scandal to serve 5 years in prison 
2. Twitter shuts down Blackburn campaign announcement video 
3. Iran threatens 'crushing' response as Trump takes aim at nuclear deal 
4. Texas Dems apologize for 'campus carry' tweet 
5. Parents could face fine, jail under city's anti-bullying law 
6. MTV's "TRL" Reboot Is a Spectacular Failure 

Today’s Trump Dump: 

1. Trump Mocks Bob Corker's Height, Escalating Feud with a Key Republican 
2. Trump Misleads on Corker? 
3. TRUMP'S APPROVAL RATINGS HAVE DROPPED IN EVERY STATE SINCE THE INAUGURATION 
4. Eminem unleashes on Trump 

Other News: 

1. Wildfires claim at least 17 lives in Northern California 
2. Catalan President Says He Has 'Mandate' For Independence, Calls For Talks With Madrid 
3. Israeli Spies Found Russians Using Kaspersky Software for Hacks 
4. Plunging Kenya Into Crisis, Opposition Leader Drops Out Of Presidential Race 
5. Trump Discusses 'Range of Options' to Respond to North Korean Aggression 
6. UNIVERSITY OF HAWAII STUDENTS WARNED ABOUT POSSIBLE NORTH KOREA NUCLEAR ATTACK 
7. The Model In That "Racist" Dove Ad Has Responded To All Of The Backlash 
8. Utah officer fired after nurse's arrest caught on video 
9. Ten times more children and teens obese today than 40 years ago 
10. Russia Recruited YouTubers to Bash 'Racist B*tch' Hillary Clinton Over Rap Beats 
11. Dow Jones said that Google was buying Apple, and the bots bought it 
12. Apple to Reboot 'Amazing Stories' With Steven Spielberg, Bryan Fuller 
13. USA's Haunting World Cup Qualifying Failure Emits Blame, Shock and Calls for Change 
14. Mike Ditka: There has been no oppression in U.S. in last 100 years 
15. Adrian Peterson trade is low-risk desperation for the Cardinals 
16. Lil B says Facebook suspended his account for "talking about white people" 
17. Kim Zolciak-Biermann Obtains Legal Counsel in Wake of NeNe Leakes' 'Racist' Claims Against RHOA Costar 
18. New Accuser Says Harvey Weinstein Tried to Masturbate in Front of Her at Sundance 
19. Italian Actress Asia Argento Accuses Harvey Weinstein of Rape