The Doctrine Digest 1/16

Headlines:

  1. OLD MAN WINTER RETURNS
  2. Trump says 'I'm not a racist' and keeps door open for a possible DACA deal
  3. Hawaii worker who pushed button reassigned after bungled missile alert
  4. Chelsea Manning releases first campaign ad in Senate run
  5. CVS says it will no longer alter pictures of models in beauty ads
  6. Aziz Ansari Releases Statement After Being Accused of Sexual Misconduct
  7. Roquan Smith Declares for 2018 NFL Draft After 3 Seasons at Georgia

WTF:

  1. Aging Punk Rockers Have A Message For The Kids: 'F**k Youth!'
  2. Sarah Sanders calls out Amazon after 2-year-old orders Batman toy using Echo
  3. The Internet-Connected Toilet That Tracks Every (Bowel) Movement You Make
  4. Drunk droning now illegal in New Jersey
  5. Contracts for consensual one-night stands? There's an app for that
  6. Scientist Developing Device To Convert Dog Barks Into English Language

More Headlines:

  1. Poll: Only 1 percent of Trump voters side with Bannon over president
  2. Conan is taking his show to Haiti after Trump's 'shithole' remark
  3. Outrage flooding social media after breastfeeding mother asked to leave Chick-Fil-A
  4. MUSLIM STUDENT KHAWLAH NOMAN'S STORY ABOUT BEING ATTACKED BY STRANGER IS NOT TRUE, POLICE SAY
  5. One of the Biggest Diamonds in History Has Just Been Dug Up
  6. Danica Patrick confirms she is dating Packers QB Aaron Rodgers

Sparrin’ w/ Doctor Joe:

  1. Family: 6-year-old hallucinated, tried to hurt herself after taking flu meds
  2. Travelers may have been exposed to measles at O'Hare last week, officials say
  3. Writing a 'to-do' list before bedtime could help with better sleep
  4. Victoria Beckham slammed over 'sickly skinny' model in ad campaign
  5. The proven health benefits of honey
  6. Holding in a sneeze can be a literal pain in the neck

Today’s Trump Dump:

  1. Trump marks King day out of view, buffeted by race claims
  2. Maryland pastor attacks Trump with VP Pence sitting in front pew
  3. LeBron James says Donald Trump has allowed racists to operate without fear
  4. Did Trump say sh*thole or sh*thouse?
  5. Trump: 'Dicky Durbin totally misrepresented what was said' at DACA meeting
  6. Graham: 'My memory hasn't evolved' on Trump 'shithole' meeting
  7. Ivana Trump says the US President is 'definitely not racist'
  8. Romney: Trump's comments 'antithetical to American values'

Weinstein And Company:

  1. Disgraced actor Kevin Spacey accused of racism
  2. Simone Biles, four-time Olympic gold medalist, alleges Larry Nassar sexually abused her
  3. Eliza Dushku's Sex Abuse Claims Spur Agency to Drop True Lies Stunt Coordinator
  4. Ashleigh Banfield Condemns Aziz Ansari Accuser: 'What You Have Done Is Appalling'
  5. Timothée Chalamet Pledges to Donate Salary From Woody Allen Film to Time's Up Movement
  6. Actress Catherine Deneuve Apologizes for Calling #MeToo Movement a 'Witch Hunt'
  7. Scientology Series Co-Hosts Leah Remini, Mike Rinder Defend Paul Haggis Amid Sexual Misconduct Claims

Other News:

  1. WSJ: Kushner was warned about Wendi Deng Murdoch
  2. Erdogan accuses US of creating Kurdish terror enclave on Turkish border
  3. Russian foreign minister berates US for 'destabilizing' world
  4. Authorities work against clock to clean up oil spill off China's coast
  5. On Visit To Chile, Pope Faces Anger Over Sex-Abuse Scandal
  6. BP Takes $1.7 Billion Charge on Deepwater Horizon Claims Closure
  7. Woman dies after fire engulfs casino shuttle boat off Florida's Gulf Coast
  8. Dramatic video captures car crashing into 2nd floor dental office
  9. Detroit man deported to Mexico after 30 years in US
  10. Denmark to charge 1,000 youths with spreading sex videos via Facebook
  11. British politician drops his girlfriend over her racist texts about Prince Harry's bride-to-be Meghan Markle
  12. Cub Scouts in Washington, Idaho now accepting girls
  13. FLORIDA PRISONERS PREPARE TO STRIKE, DEMANDING AN END TO UNPAID LABOR AND BRUTAL CONDITIONS
  14. Parents arrested after 12 children, ages 2-29, found shackled in California home
  15. The largest known prime number has emerged. It has more than 23 million digits.
  16. Google Arts & Culture App Can Match Your Selfie to Fine Art
  17. Titans, Mike Mularkey mutually agree to part ways
  18. James Harden, CP3 among Rockets to push into Clippers' locker room
  19. Kandi Burruss and Kim Zolciak Take Feud Over Sex Allegation to Twitter as RHOA Airs
  20. 'Black-ish,' 'Power,' Ava DuVernay win at NAACP Image Awards
  21. Gospel Star Edwin Hawkins, Known For 'Oh Happy Day,' Dies At 74
  22. Dolores O'Riordan, the Cranberries Singer, Dead at 46