By Dr. Norris Camacho
The baseball team will take on UT-Pan American tonight
and will try to go undefeated in midweek home games on the season because it's good to have goals. The game could possibly air in multiple counties on the Longhorn Network, but it's recommended you contact your psychic medium to be sure. Meanwhile, the softball team has earned a no. 16 seed in the NCAA tourney and will be a host team. They square off against Penn on Friday on ESPN2. Details on Aggie Athletics
Wait...this is confusing.
Last week he was going to be a mediocre pro at best
, but now he's going to be the most sought-after guy in next year's draft
? Start Tweeting and Instagramming again, Johnny, you're really throwing these guys for a loop when you're just being normal. [Also, wasn't the zone read a fairly minor part of our offense in 2012? Paging Ranger for clarification, because that's going to be the buzz phrase when discussing Manziel now.]
Off-season scientific polling continues.
Don't forget about the Aggie Mt. Rushmore
survey. Or the '80s TV theme song poll
, which will determine a GBH original smallscreenplay starring SEC personalities. Because it's a long time until August 31.
DAT BAMA BLING. The Crimson Tide received their national championship rings, and they're pretty much just as gaudy as they should be.