Effed Up Fairy Tales Written by Kevin Gillese and Arlen Konapaki Directed by Alison Hastings July 06 – July 28, 2012 (Thurs, Fri, Sat @ 8pm) in the Top Shelf Pay What You Can Performance – Thursday, July 12 and Monday, July 16 @ 8pm Thursday $12 Online, $14 Phone & Door, ½ price student tickets Friday $14 Online, $16 Phone & Door Saturday $16 Online, $18 Phone & Door This modernization of Jack and the Beanstalk, The Three Little Pigs and Little Red Riding Hood is not for the faint of heart. The childhood characters that you know and love have grown up and developed vices just like anyone else. Sex parties, drugs, violent killing sprees, and general offensiveness are the norm. If that’s not enough, this show also ties in global warming, innocent characters getting tossed in jail while guilty ones walk free, and a very special inter‐species romance between The Wolf and Little Red. Bonus Fact: Kevin Gillese and Arlen Konapaki make up the wildly successful improv duo Scratch from Canada.